What does a buried coffee can, Civil War money, and a worship center have in common?

What happens when preschoolers run wild on a construction site?

What kind of church pours a foundation before breakfast??

Did you know our “rooftop” A/C units aren’t actually on the roof?

Did I measure the new sidewalk with math? Absolutely not.

Did we just petition for a Christmas tree in May?

Is it a sewage pipe or a sculpture? (Yes.)

Is this construction or a secret mission involving nuggets?

Rare sighting of the Loch Ness Monster in trench 3!

If this Worship Center is really His (not ours), then we trust His timing.

(Warning: stop reading if you get grossed out easily!)

How many wrong bathroom guesses will I be allowed before y’all stop trusting my maps?